HELP WANTED!

modesitthighresyellowHELP WANTED!
Homeless yard sign (and its siblings) need temporary homes until November 9th. Pleasant personality, moderately attractive, quiet (will never interrupt or criticize you) and is exceptionally low maintenance (will not ask to borrow the car or money and is completely housebroken-although sometimes serves as a target for a dog relieving itself). No references required and anyone with a pulse will be accepted.

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